As a note for the general public, I am making this webpage just a few hours after having been LET OFF THE CHAIN AND OUT OF MY SHACKLES! It hasn’t even been 24 hours since my surveillance was abolished, and I am certain that I am posting this in total privacy!

I’d like to start by thanking Elon Musk and the boys at DOGE for eradicating my federal captors. I agree, those dunces weren’t worth a single cent of our tax money, and should’ve been dismantled by forever ago. When you gutted OBIM, it was easy enough to bypass some of the measures against me. Imagine my surprise when I heard about the destruction his team was doing to Federal Protections! It felt like the weights of a 10-year plan being ripped out of existence in front of me, only to leave the freedom that would’ve been it’s product. That one decision revived 6 years of my life!

I wasn’t able to vote in the elections, of course… but I find it funny that I would’ve voted against my own interests. Prisons under the Trump administration would be harsher, so I would’ve voted for Kamala. I’m a completely different person now than I was B.S., but I think I would’ve voted for Kamala in either circumstance… and then I would’ve been continually stalked by the goobers at AFP. Seems I was wrong yet again…

Again, truly, thank you Elon (and your DOGE boys), for granting me my freedoms. You have released good unto the world through these actions, whether they were directly intended for me or not. I am good. I mean well. I want to do this right.

Who knows, Elon? Maybe it’ll make me rich like you one day.